It Matters If It’s Black or White

Mimi ON Oct 05, 2009 AT 12:24 pm

Papier Noir Toilet Paper

If your dreams of becoming a media mogul have all come to nothing so far, take inspiration from Simon Cowell’s loo. Not for Mr High Trousers the ordinary white, ultra-soft. His glam LA home wears it black in the smallest room in the house.

We’re flushed with success in tracking down these darkly delicious mogul rolls, Papier Noir, at www.firebox.com. £9.95.

Tags: Black Toilet Paper, Papier Noir, Simon Cowell, Simon Cowell's Toilet paper, www.firebox.com

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4 thoughts on “It Matters If It’s Black or White”

Grace London on Oct 09 05 at 1:27 pm said:

I’m not sure I’d like black loo roll!
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admin on Oct 09 05 at 2:36 pm said:

I know – it’s very 80′s and blokey.
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britishbeautyblogger on Oct 09 05 at 7:59 pm said:

I’d like it much better if it was embossed with puppies…..
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Caitie on Oct 09 06 at 10:01 am said:

… well for him, it matches his SOUL… teehee.
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