PoP: Etat Libre d’Orange Sécrétions Magnifiques

Katie Puckrik ON Oct 01, 2010 AT 3:17 pm

Katie Puckrik

Katie Puckrik: Photographer Martin Shaw

By Katie Puckrik

Katie,

Have you tried Etat Libre d’Orange Sécrétions Magnifiques yet? You should do it on camera. If for no other reason than I want to see someone’s face when they first put it on. And then desperately try to wash it off. (And this one seriously clings!)

I made my friend Diane try it. Diane is predictable in her tastes in that she likes pleasant things. Which made convincing her to put on a few dabs of Sécrétions Magnifiques all the more gratifying. She was only mildly repulsed at first, but the following morning at 6 a.m. I received an email saying, “I smell like I had crazy sex with a stranger last night. And I just cut him to pieces!”

I almost want to buy a bottle just to have it around, the perfume equivalent of a whoopee cushion, I guess. But also because I almost like it. And it makes me a little sick to my stomach. It’s a little like going on a roller coaster, where you’re laughing and getting sick at the same time.

Wouldn’t that make a good episode of KP Smells: “Tonight on Katie Puckrik Smells, Katie smells, laughs, and then gets sick on herself!” Think about it.

Oh, and if you’re brave, you won’t just smell it out of the vial, you’ll actually apply the stuff to your skin.

Dan

Watch Katie’s response to Dan’s challenge here:

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