Catastrophic Celebrities …

BATD ON Mar 19, 2009 AT 1:09 pm

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Knowing is released on Wednesday 25th March. It stars Nic Cage and Rose Byrne and is directed by Alex Proyas, the director of I, Robot.  For more information visit www.knowing-movie.co.uk

In celebration of Knowing’s release which concerns catastrophic disasters and the end of the world doom, we thought we’d have a look at those celebrities that look about ready for the end. We’re not being cruel – it’s all in good faith, we just can’t help feeling, if we had their money, we’d do a whole lot better than this sorry lot…

Paris is an easy example, in spite of her huge fortun she manages to look as chic as a multi coloured lollipop, oh dear Paris we have to ask what are you thinking any of the time?

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

Britney has improved since the ‘dark days’, but we still have to question that southern style… ripped lace tights and cowgirl hats anyone?

Happily we don’t see as much of Nancy Dellolio as we used to – since Sven and her finally accepted he’d never be able to keep his snake in his trousers – but she has popped up recently, sans extensions, but true to Nancy form, the dire outfit choices remain unchanged. Just where does she find those sheer mesh panelled dresses? Surely she retains the mantel for the least chic Italian!

Courtney Love

Courtney Love

Courtney Courtney Courtney, how we love thee – in a car crash sort of way. But please explain the unending mistakes that make us shiver. The smeared lipstick, laddered tights, dirt stained ripped up dresses? We even accept that grunge may have crept back via Marc Jacobs A/W 07 show but even then, the models didn’t look like the star of the Prodigy’s Slap My Bit*c up video.. Some people never learn.

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