F-ed Up and Quit

BATD ON Jul 09, 2010 AT 10:47 am

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Lilo’s lawyer defends her client’s potty nail… then quits.

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer has jumped in to defend her client’s potty-mouth nail polish at her court hearing. However the defence may have been more convincing if she hadn’t then quit the case entirely!

“The fact is, the words could barely be seen by the naked eye,” Shawn Chapman Holley said in a statement made just before she resigned from the case.

Lindsay Lohan Fuck U nail

Lindsay Lohan Fuck U nail

“That a courtroom camera, purportedly there to accurately chronicle the proceedings, would use a telephoto lens to zoom in as it did to Ms. Lohan’s fingernail is a commentary on the entire issue.”

Hold the phone… I’m sorry but if Lilo waltzes into a courtroom, knowing she’s done wrong already, I can’t imagine what was going through her head when she painted her nails like that. She knew the case was to be filmed, she knew they’d be zooming in on her every move, so why on earth did she think it was a good idea. What a fool.

I’d have quit too… The poor woman should have been given a medal for taking the case in the first place!

Fear not though Lilo lovers, she’s reportedly got a new laywer on the case, Tiffany Feder-Cohen although they refuse to comment).

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