Men: Just Listen to Christina Hendricks. We Agree

Mimi ON Apr 21, 2010 AT 8:33 pm

Christina Hendricks Esquire Cover

Christina Hendricks Esquire Cover

So here is some great advice for the man in your life, and he won’t listen to Christina Hendricks then I give up!

“We love your body. If we’re in love with you, we love your body. Your potbelly, everything.

- Speaking of your body, you don’t understand the power of your own smell. Any woman who is currently with a man is with him partly because she loves the way he smells.

- We remember forever what you say about the bodies of other women. When you mention in passing that a certain woman is attractive — your comment goes into a steel box and it stays there forever.

- We also remember everything you say about our bodies, be it good or bad. Doesn’t matter if it’s a compliment.

- Never complain about our friends — even if we do.

- Remember what we like.

- We want you to order Scotch. It’s the most impressive drink order.

- Stand up, open a door, offer a jacket. We talk about it with our friends after you do it.

- No shorts that go below the knee.

- Also, no tank tops. In public at least. A tank top is underwear.

- No man should be on Facebook. It’s an invasion of everyone’s privacy.

- You don’t know this, but when we come back from a date, we feel awkward about that transition from our cute outfit into sexy lingerie. We don’t know how to do this gracefully.

- Panties is a wonderful word. When did you stop saying “panties”? It’s sexy. Say it more.

- The men who constantly stare at our breasts are never the men we’re attracted to.

- There are better words than beautiful. Radiant, enchanting, smoldering, intoxicating, charming, fetching.

- Marriage changes very little. The only things that will get a married man laid that won’t get a single man laid are adultery and whores.”

For the full article and more photos go to Esquire site.

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