Cheryl and will.i.am in Cannes

Get The Dirt gives you the chance to catch up on all the best bits of gossip this week, just in case you missed it whilst you were working hard!

All you need to do is click the link and read all about George Clooney dating a WWE Wrestler, Elton John’s St Tropez baby date and Michael Kors impending wedding!

Cheryl Cole parties with will.i.am in Cannes… and he calls her a ‘nird’.

George Clooney moves from model to wrestler…

Are Leonardo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg threatened by Taylor Lautner?

Blake Lively looking lush in yellow on the new set of Gossip Girl.

Neil Patrick Harris and Elton John take their babies yachting in St Tropez.

Jane Fonda still looks HOT at 73!

Brad Pitt’s in Cornwall… and BATD are preparing our roadtrip.

Michael Kors is getting married!

While we wouldn’t blame you for giving the laptop a rest during the gorgeous weekend, it’s time to catch up on all the gossip you missed! Priorities, people!

We’ve scoured the web to find the best stories over the weekend so sit back, sip some coffee and prepare to shake your head and tut a lot.

Charlie Sheen is Justin Beiber’s most influential person.

The Royal Wedding (ugh, I know – still one week to go…) will be booze free – too bad, Harry!

Lindsay Lohan thinks her judge is out to get her.

The US Armed Forces are all kinds of fierce.

Fergie continues her filler-abuse.

Lady Gaga’s still a loser.

Ryan Phillipe is ready to quit acting.

Katy Perry still can’t sing (but she sure looks hot!).

David Beckham plays Easter Bunny for a day, ovaries the world-over explode.

Will Paula Abdul be Simon’s final judge?

Cher Lloyd’s collaborating with Busta Rhymes. Really.

Michael Buble Sucks.

Katie Price survives a car crash – horses not so lucky.

First pics from J-Los new music video.

There, now you’re all up to speed! Guess it’s time to answer all those neglected work emails…

Lady Gaga surprised a Drag Show with a special performance in Louisville, Kentucky.

For those who took a rest from the gossip reel over the weekend, you missed out on some great bits. But no worries, we’ve picked out some gossip to catch you up on a few things! Jake Gyllenhaal had a picture party in the bathroom, new Britney Spears tracks leaked – which are amazing BTW - Gaga and some drag queens sing a duet, and a couple other gossipy bits to start your week off!

Check out the sites below to read up!

Jake Gyllenhaal photo-op in the bathroom: www.tmz.com

Lady Gaga shows a drag queen how it’s done: www.tmz.com

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz are more confusing then the weather: www.justjared.buzznet.com

Whoopsie! Britney Spears has new songs leaked: www.celebuzz.com

Charlie Sheen may be coming to a town near you! Help us now: www.uk.eonline.com

Zach Galifianakis ‘Hung-over’ at SNL: www.uk.eonline.com

Click here for more gossip…

Brad and Angelina at Cannes

Rumours were rife that Brad and Angelina would show up at Cannes and put on a united front…and they were true.

Here are the two at the Inglourious Basterds’ premiere looking like the perfect Hollywood couple.

Brad looks very suave indeed in his classic tux, while Angelina is every bit the vixen, with blood red lips and a nude chiffon gown. Check out that thigh high split.

Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake looks like a man on a mission.

We spotted the moody looking star out and about in New York.

What’s on your mind JT?

David Beckham in Milan

David Beckham is what we call an oldie but a goodie.

Like that favourite jumper you always go back to, this man just seems to get better with every year.

Here he is causing quite the stir (understandably so) while he goes out for a stroll in Milan.

We’d happily walk a mile in Mrs Beckham’s shoes (especially if they’re Louboutins.)

Leighton Meester at the Met Gala

Ok now we know Gossip Girl is known for its amazing wardrobe, but Leighton this may be one fashion step too far.

Here she is at the Met Gala looking a bit like a Russian doll gone wrong. Leaving her ‘lady like chic’ image behind her, she has opted for a more avant-garde look, dressed head to toe in Louis Vuitton. 

We wonder what the gossip girls would say?

What do you think? Is Leighton’s walk on the wild side a hit or a miss?

Ed Westwick

Ed Westwick has found drinking Whiskey Sours for breakfast a la Chuck Bass plays havoc with your waistline, he’s seriously gained weight. Maybe 10 pounds, maybe two inches, maybe too much late-night partying.

Anyway, the “Gossip Girl” wardrobe department is tearing its seams out. Fortunately, they’ve already filmed this season’s final episode… Party on Ed, but check out the Wolverine workout we say.

Hear what he has to say with our BAFTA interview with Ed

Perhaps Ed could take a few tips from Hugh? Why don’t you try the Wolverine Workout?

Suri Cruise

What did Suri Cruise get for her birthday ? Her very own private personal dance coach, ah just what every other little 3-year-old needs.

Hmm thanks mum and dad exactly what I wanted, I guess the Barbie is in the post.

Katie Holmes

Well would you look at Katie Holmes.

Hasn’t she scrubbed up nicely? swapping her oversized mummy knits for something a little more sleek and sexy. 

Yes, she’s still got it.